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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee chord? My ass."
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"I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!"
"9 out of 10 dentists agree that Gary is the most handsome dentist. Gary voted for Brett because he couldn't vote for himself"
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"News Anchor: Our correspondent at the scene had this to say. *cut to correspondent* Correspondent: This."
"If Donald Trump becomes president, he'll increase taxes, he'll increase borders... And the population of Canada."
"I saw a statue of Cinderella today. I didn't like it, but I found the plinth charming."
"Why do postmen carry letters? Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves."
"What's the difference between a tuna and a piano? You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna."
"3 men walk into a bar... ...and the fourth one ducks."