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Joke of the Day
"What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile."
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"Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands. That joke never grows old!"
"If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, detonate the explosive collar."
"What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting? Counting Crows"
"Thought I saw a walking burrito but it was just a pug in a raincoat."
"French girls are great... For example, my French girlfriend taught me how to eat out in the bush."
"Last night me and and my girlfriend watched three movies back-to-back.. Luckily I was the one facing the TV!"
"Where do you find a dog that has no legs? Where you left it."
"If you type in ""google"" in google search, it shows you pictures of your grandkids"
"My girlfriend accused me of cheating I told her she was starting to sound like my wife"