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Joke of the Day
"What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile."
Next Joke
"Seriously, ladies. If you just stop sleeping with douchebags eventually their species will go extinct. Look at the big picture here."
"hello, this is the co-pilot speaking. the captain can't talk cause we both said ""hope we don't die haha"" at the same time and i jinxed him"
"Father: Well Son how are your exam results ? Son: They're under water Father: What do you mean ? Son: Below ""C"" level !"
"Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game changer."
"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they don't change anything."
"How do skeletons make a baby? They bone"
"[at restaurant] -sees baby screaming in high chair -walks over & picks baby up -walks outside & puts baby down ""You're free,"" I whisper."
"What do you call a wooden spoon in the bedroom A weapon of ass destruction"
"If pro is the opposite of con, what's the opposite of progress."