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Joke of the Day

"I promise you that there are three types of people in this world. Those who keep their promises, and those who don't."

"What do you call a joke about black people? African hilarious one!"

"1 in 5 people are Chinese. Only 5 people in my family, it's either mom or dad, brother Colin, younger brother Ho Chan. I think it's Colin."

"Most Contradictory Inspirational Quote Ever? ""Follow Your Dreams."" -Freddy Kreuger, 2016"

"A redditor got a girlfriend"

"WHAT is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WAH TAHH!!!!"

"[hears wife approaching while I read son bedtime story] the prince hugged the dragon..[hears wife walk away] ok, basically a retweet is whe"

"""I want you back in my arms..."" - me, drowsily, to the bag of blood hanging beside the donation bed"

"Just one bottle of vitaminwater provides a full day's supply of unnecessary and gullible. Also, electrolytes."

"Why is North Korea horrible? Because they have no Seoul."