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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cancer patient get smacked? His hand was bigger than his face."

"Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean."

"I thought it was a compliment to tell a girl she looked like Ronda Rousey... I guess I should've left off the ""after she got kicked in the face"" part."

"What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists? Baryon my wayward son!"

"I married a moonshiners daughter Now she makes me liquor"

"If you play connect-the-dots with the stains on my shirt, it reveals a picture of a grown man who needs to use a bib."

"i had an asthma attack with all that wheezing you would of thought i would have heard them hiding"

"I think I want a job cleaning mirrors It's just something I can see myself doing."

"John Deere's manure spreader... ...is the only equipment the company won't stand behind."

"what is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet"