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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a lizard that can't get a boner? A reptile dysfunction"

"Change cant be given to you every time, you must bring the change - great lines said by Mr.Jamil, bus conductor now read again"

"You know you're not a Harry Potter fan if: you think a parcel-tongue is someone who can speak to packages."

"That awkward moment when I tried starting a slow clap in the hospital after my uncle died."

"""An apple a day takes Billion Dollars away"" ~ Samsung"

"I just wanna make a lot of money and not do very much, is that so wrong?"

"A good time I met a girl at the bar and she said she'd show me a good time. So we went outside, and she ran the 100 meter dash in 10.53 seconds."

"What's a pedophile's favourite chord? A minor."

"The problem with today's children is that today's parents are idiots."

"I have some OC jokes as well Actually the post snaps in two. THAT WAS A JOKE THX FOR COMING"