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Joke of the Day
"I used to go to New Years Eve parties I still do, but I used to too! -Mitch Hedberg style-"
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"How many redditors does it take to point out a repost? All of them."
"[Mon] Boss: Let's talk about your clothes Adam: But it's my best leaf B: You need officewear A: Understood [Tues] B: Is that a sticky note?"
"what type of jeans does Mario wear? denim denim denim"
"Why did the groupie let the percussionist come over? He promised he wouldn't drum in her house."
"Well I finally solved my drinking problem, I joined Alcoholics Anonymous Yeah I still drink, I just use a different name, that's all (Courtesy of Rodney Dangerfield on The Johnny Carson Show)"
"Have you heard like 50% of Chinese people have cataracts? Yeah, I guess the other 50% drive ""rincoln towncah""."
"Where do nazis go on vacation? The holocoast."
"I don't know why people like to crack rape jokes They're a real touchy subject which rub others the wrong way"
"Why is there Head & Shoulders shampoo. Who has hair on their shoulders. Whose shampooing their shoulder hair. Please come forward."