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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt? Because it was Far Out!"
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"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman."
"If you lower your expectations, you can never be disappointed... Lower them too far, and you'll end up in line for the new iPhone."
"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank coffee, before it was cool."
"Confucius say: Nazi soldier who popular with ladies may be Hungaryan."
"When toddlers get naked and run around giggling, it's ""cute"" and ""funny"" ...but when I do it, I'm ""drunk"" and ""not allowed back in Target"""
"How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!"
"The revolution will be tweeted. The sunset, Instagrammed. The relationship, Facebooked. The storm, Vined."
"Why did the blond take a ruler to bed? To see how long she slept."
"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous... ... I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week, and I have to say, I'm disappointed."