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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous... ... I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week, and I have to say, I'm disappointed."

"What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called? Star-Spangled Banner."

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the ref was blowing fouls"

"My french toast just surrendered to my german sausage. Breakfast is weird at my house."

"Quick, I need some fables, ASOP."

"Our doctor's office painted their examination rooms the color 'Bran Muffin'. They hope to keep our attendance more regular."

"Crack babies are really sad but meth babies are super productive."

"There are 25 different kinds of Lunchables and they all taste like a single parent home."

"I had a muslim only party Last night was a blast"

"Does the 5 second rule count for a baby? Asking for... Nevermind, her mom picked her up."