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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blond take a ruler to bed? To see how long she slept."
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"how do you keep a stupid, boorish, unnatractive, and uneducated person hanging?"
"When life gives you Marmaduke... make marmalade."
"It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living."
"so as I went in to vote this morning, an old lady told me to make sure I voted for the candidate that could make change. Boy, is my bank teller going to be surprised!"
"Mexico should agree to pay for the wall then once it's built tell Trump he did a terrible job and refuse to pay up."
"Whenever I have sex, it's always a race to see who cums first.... Me or the police."
"Did you hear about the butcher's assistant who ditched work to try out for the football team? He didn't make the cut."
"Anyone who feels bad about dumping a huge national debt on the next generation hasn't spent a lot of time around teenagers."
"Welcome to Bed Bath & Beyond, here's your gun, shoot anything that comes out of the Beyond"