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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank coffee, before it was cool."
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"What do you call a sleepwalking Nun? A roamin catholic"
"Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in."
"Moscow cops Did you hear the one about why Moscow cops patrol in threes? One who can read, one who can write, and another to keep an eye on the other two ""dangerous intellectuals""."
"I bet Adam and Eve loved being the first people cuz they didn't have to worry about ghosts"
"What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean? Bob. *I'm so sorry*"
"My friend Gav died of heartburn the other day Gaviscon"
"Why do Jewish women like circumsized penis' Because they're all 20% off"
"Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special olympics? It wasn't going over too well."
"So I had a threesome last night... There were a couple of no-shows but I still had fun"