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Joke of the Day

"Answer: Marijuana Question: Why am I sitting here on the couch eating ice cream with a fork, watching Telemundo and wearing one sock?"

"Dyslexic Superbowl watchers were probably disappointed when they saw football instead of a superb owl."

"What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb? Did you make that Fermi?"

"What concert can you get in with just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback."

"""What happened to the Arm & Hammer Deodorant car? He was just on the track a minute ago."" ""Oh, him? He had to make a pit stop."""

"it's ridiculous to estimate the size of a man's weiner by looking at his hands or feet. just ask him to show you. if it's small, he won't."

"A girl walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a double entendre. Then he gave it to her."

"Exactly how many good deeds do you have to commit to get into Heaven? I'm talking bare minimum here."

"The NSA doesn't monitor your browsing Chuck Norris listens to your key strokes."

"Have you heard the one about the bed? No? Then it probably hasn't been made yet."