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Joke of the Day

"What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb? Did you make that Fermi?"

"What did one stoplight say to the other stoplight? Don't look! I'm changing!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car."

"Everyone knows that lighting our farts is great, but when are we gonna be able to vape our farts?"

"All my tweets are based on true events that happened in my head."

"Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. ""Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years"" says the doctor. ""What happened?"" asked Harry ""You ran face first into a wall."""

"Q: How much does it cost to get married Dad? A: I don't know son I'm still paying for it."

"Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper."

"Where did the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"Passive aggressive has never been my thing, I prefer chasing you with a chainsaw."