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Joke of the Day

"""What happened to the Arm & Hammer Deodorant car? He was just on the track a minute ago."" ""Oh, him? He had to make a pit stop."""

"Whats the last thing to go through a bugs mind as it hits the windshield of your car? Its asshole."

"What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair black? Artificial intelligence."

"Thinking of starting a website that auto-tweets when you j/o. ""I'm the mayor of MY GARAGE on JERKSQUARE."""

"Why dont witches wear underwear? So they can get a good grip on the broomstick"

"Carl: Perfect weather tonight. Me: Tell me something I don't know. Carl: Butterflies taste with their feet. Me: Fair enough."

"[doc walks in holding up my X-rays with one hand & giving a thumbs down with the other] Bad news, pal. You're a skeleton."

"It's a shame there are no gay hobos Cause if there were they'd be fucking bums Jimmy Carr's joke, JS"

"Angel: God.. Were you drunk creating last night? God: no..... Angel: *holds up platypus God: a little.."

"Why did Beethoven love playing low notes. Higher notes weren't worth the the treble."