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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the one about the bed? No? Then it probably hasn't been made yet."
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"First date *dont let him know you been stalking him Him- so my brother just got deployed Me: Josh or Brian?"
"Adult: Someone who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows in the middle."
"What's the most common phrase at a strip club? You come here often?"
"What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant."
"Why Didn't Batman Go To Church? Because of Christian Bail"
"That was easy... Said Yoda, after to Staples he went."
"Anybody heard the joke about the wall? ...Can't tell you anyway because you wouldn't get over it."
"WIFE: How's the ventriloquism going? ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it."
"Something weird just happened. My captain just told me Bravo Zulu for a job well done, and then abruptly fired me. How am I supposed to get an explosive tug with my dick in my pants?"