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Joke of the Day

"Exactly how many good deeds do you have to commit to get into Heaven? I'm talking bare minimum here."

"Nobody wants to see your Ice Bucket Challenge video. Good talk."

"My dad got fired from Cal Trans for stealing... We couldn't believe it. But when we got home, we saw all of the signs."

"My dog's got no ""O""s. - How does it spell? - ""dg""."

"I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him GOD, I hope he calls me."

"Joke of the Day A baby seal walks into a club."

"If masturbation lead to blindness internet would be in Braille"

"I tried eating a whole llama once. I couldn't finish it, so I figured ""Eh, alpaca lunch for tomorrow."""

"When you're at someone's house: Normal people: ""What a lovely house!"" Me: ""What's your WiFi password?"""

"""Everybody freeze!"" -November"