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Joke of the Day

"Dyslexic Superbowl watchers were probably disappointed when they saw football instead of a superb owl."

"I have two problems in my life. My math sucks."

"I'm dating an x-ray technician... But I don't know what she sees in me."

"Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."

"How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant? Two men a nite."

"What's the first thing you install on a new computer? The operating system"

"Hi Reddit, I am on AA Flight 451. We're going down. AMA!"

"Did you hear the joke about your mother's cooking? It's in bad taste."

"What's a 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period."

"My mum tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she'd just ironed. It may sound far-fetched but it's true. I watched it all unfold."