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Joke of the Day

"Dyslexic Superbowl watchers were probably disappointed when they saw football instead of a superb owl."

"*at the gym* Trainor: Have a donut. Me: Wow! Sure! T: Here's some pizza. M: What kind of trainer are you? T: I'm a Megan Trainor."

"Men shouldn't feel bad if they only last 8 minutes doing it doggy style... Because that's almost an hour in dog time..."

"Only 1 month left til black people misspell Kwanzaa."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr.Dre"

"People say America is free, but Korea is free too! Whenever I was born, my parents gave me a choice: Piano or Violin."

"I overheard my neighbor tell someone on the phone that I was creepy. I was so mad I almost crawled out from under the bed & confronted her."

"*looks up pics of spiders on gloogle* nice nice *turns mature content filter OFF* NICE NICE"

"Why are Jewish Men Circumcised? Because Jewish Women won't buy anything unless it's 25% off. You're welcome Reddit"

"But officer, I put the phone down as soon as I saw that you saw me using it..."