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Joke of the Day
"I found a spider in my shoes. He looks ridiculous, they're way too big for him."
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"My girlfriend got her car smogged, and suddenly I wondered about Middle-earth; Do Hobbits ever need to Smaug their cars?"
"Did you see the joke written on recycled paper? It was tearable"
"Oh, jokes from 7 year-olds are cool now? From my son last night: ""Why do sea gulls fly over the sea?"" Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bay gulls (""like bagels, get it Dad?"")."
"How do you assemble a computer? Bit by bit."
"News reports say a Muslim hid several Jews in a freezer at the kosher market in Paris last week I guess the oven must have been broken"
"If you take half from a half dollar what do you have? A dollar."
"Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety? Crumbs!"
"Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter? It had new windows Putin"
"What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel? I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing."