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Joke of the Day
"Did you see the joke written on recycled paper? It was tearable"
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"What do you call an Italian Yeti? A Spaghyeti!"
"""He's gone too far."" ""He crossed the line between science & ethics."" ""He's playing God."" -reaction to the amount of cheese I put in omelets"
"What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom? Nothing, the pee is silent"
"How bad does an atheist smell? Ungodly"
"My life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes."
"A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst."
"An Indian man died after hearing the price of pulses. The Doctor wrote ""high pulse rate"" as the cause of death."
"I used to live in a tea cup I know what you're thinking, pour you"
"What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs? A hog hog."