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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend got her car smogged, and suddenly I wondered about Middle-earth; Do Hobbits ever need to Smaug their cars?"

"Nightmare scenario: a man with the confidence of Pitbull and the talent level of Pitbull."

"What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? I've never had a Lentil on my chest."

"Me VS Computer A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. for more jokes visit http://smsbrunch.com"

"I'm a lying birch Username checks out."

"A Batman Joke for Indians - What do you call Batman without a soul? Bn. (B ""atma"" n)"

"How do you know when a politician is lying? When you see their lips moving!"

"What do they say about Podiatrists? It's a really big feet to become one. ^Hehehehehe"

"English is weird.. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Edit: R.I.P My inbox"

"How many..... How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side"