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Joke of the Day

"If you take half from a half dollar what do you have? A dollar."

"What do you call a faggot with an axe? A Fascist"

"Did you guys hear about that circus fire? It was in tents"

"There are two types of people in this world Those who can make an assumption based on a previous statement"

"What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date? Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!"

"where do y'all wanna go tonight? Bars? The club? ""THE BOG OF DESPAIR"" Gary, after the forest of skulls debacle you don't get to pick anymore"

"Rohypnol......."

"I once had a job circumcising Elephants The pay was low, but the tips were *huge*"

"What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !"

"Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested? He was selling ill-eagle drugs."