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Joke of the Day
"How do you assemble a computer? Bit by bit."
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"My girlfriend is like an Australian Olympian She always comes second."
"You ever wonder why Sewage workers are so depressed? They're always down in the dumps"
"A 4 year old boy examined his testicles... while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet', she replied"
"What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read? Anything you want!"
"If you have to wait a while to get a fast food order, say, ""I thought this was FAST food."" The place will never recover from that mega burn"
"What is the name of Mark Zuckerbergs mother? Motherzucker"
"Why do melons have fancy weddings? Because they cantelope!"
"There's nothing more annoying than someone trying to live by their values"
"Sorry I said, ""Whoa, hope he's good at math."" when you showed me your kid's finger painting."