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Joke of the Day
"Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon"
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"Girlfriend told me she wanted to see our kids so I came in her eye"
"Some people just need to change their status updates to, ""Needs attention."""
"What do you call an American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator, social justice activist, and anarcho-syndicalist advocate who doesn't eat ham? NO-HAM CHOMPSKY"
"Sure Hillary sucks... ...Just not as much as Monica."
"I love that tower in France I hear it's an eye full"
"Keep on Trying by Percy Vere"
"What do you call a cross between a donkey and an onion? A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye"
"Her pussy was such the color purple Oprah winfrey starred as the clit"
"For you sir I would recommend one of our deluxe funeral plans where I won't dig you up and slap you around when I'm feeling mad at skeletons"