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Joke of the Day
"I love that tower in France I hear it's an eye full"
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"Cheer Up. Right now, somebody, somewhere, is thinking about you naked."
"How does John Lennon get his kids to eat their vegetables? He tells them to ""Give Peas a Chance"""
"My uncle wanted to give all his sheep a sex change... But it entailed too many ramifications!"
"What is heavier -- 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers? 200 pounds of feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds."
"Why are cats against abortion? Because they're CATholic"
"Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees !"
"A third-party vote walks out of a bar... He says ""Wow, I'm wasted."""
"Rumours suggest Usain Bolt has been cheating on his wife. I'm amazed she hasn't caught him. Then I remembered that he can finish in 9.58 seconds."
"Finally figured out why clickbait is so effective"