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Joke of the Day

"Her pussy was such the color purple Oprah winfrey starred as the clit"

"TIFU by accidentally eating my friend's sandwich from Subway Oops, wrong sub."

"What does Zeus wear under his tunic? Thunderwear!"

"MMO players are the best people in bed. They're good grinders."

"On Reddit, they say that you should never stick your dick in crazy. But this is not true. The problems only start when you take your dick *out* of crazy."

"I just ate a pizza covered in pepperoni and chillies. To be honest, I looked pretty ridiculous."

"Have you heard the joke about a rice cake who raped a bunch of tofu? I thought it was pretty tasteless."

"What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife? ""10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"""

"eer booze and fun!' 'A Skeleton walks into a bar asks for a beer... and a mop."

"The best part about working in an office is that if you ever forget that you got a haircut, someone will definitely point it out to you."