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Joke of the Day
"Girlfriend told me she wanted to see our kids so I came in her eye"
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"My neighbour told me I'd left my lights on. I told her she'd left her big nose on."
"How do you kill 20 flies at once? Slap that little Ethiopian in the face."
"Going to the gym is such a great workout. I never actually enter the building, but the walk there is nice. Sometimes I even walk back."
"What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common? The harder you hit it the more English you get"
"What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? The kind that's always shooting his mouth off."
"All my chainsaws broke last night... I guess you can call it a chainsaw massacre. I'll walk my self out now..."
"My boss just asked me why I wasn't working.. ..i told em cuz I didn't see him coming"
"My friend keeps saying, ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."" I know he means well."
"What did one lesbian vampire say the other? See ya next month ;)"