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"Keep on Trying by Percy Vere"
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"How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb? **TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**"
"Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date? He was too low key."
"Did you hear about the redditor who had a girlfriend?"
"My friend is so rich He thought Manual labor was a Spanish musician"
"How was copper wire invented? two Jews were fighting over a penny"
"I never wash my fruit, in case anybody's wondering how badass I am."
"A young girl walks in on her dad peeing... The dad fumbles around trying to cover up. Then the girl says ""don't worry dad. I've seen one before. Mommy brushes her teeth with the neighbor's."""
"69ER'S GET SACKED Q: Why is 88 better than 69? A: Because you get ate twice."
"What is a runner's favourite subject in school ? Jog-raphy !"