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Joke of the Day
"What did the shirt say to the pants zipper? Your so fly man"
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"I like my men, like I like my subway A foot long."
"In this era of excessive exclamation point use, punctuating a text with a period is the quickest and simplest way to cause concern."
"Went to Hollister but nothing fit, plus got lost in there for a week. Came out 30lbs lighter, so went back in to buy a shirt. Well played."
"Why are pornstars so religious? They keep yelling 'oh God yes!' all the time."
"Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish and you feed him for the rest of his life."
"Helen keller sets down a cheese grader and says... That was the most violent book i've ever read"
"Drugs have taken me to some really dark places in my life... Seriously, like really poorly lit crack houses"
"My doctor said I should stop thinking so much, it's bad for my health and could damage my liver He also say's I'm half deaf"
"There are only 10 sorts of people in the world those who understand binary and those who don't."