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Joke of the Day
"What did the shirt say to the pants zipper? Your so fly man"
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"J.K. Rowling revealed more info about the American Hogwarts. Unlike the European version, it has metal detectors and more than one fat kid."
"Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children."
"I just bought a thesaurus and when I got it home I found out that all the pages are blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am."
"Gave my cat some almond milk and now she teaches hot yoga on Thursday nights."
"Why don't more people cook Armenian food? Because it can be very thyme-consuming."
"Two ninjas were having an argument Two ninjas were arguing over which one was the better ninja. The first says, ""Man, you can't even throw a ninja star."" The second ninja says, ""Shuriken."""
"When I find myself saying something stupid, I finish by saying ""in this economy"" because that resonates with people in this economy."
"If you laid all the veins in your body end to end... you'd be dead."
"Stevie Wonder: ""I may be blind... ...but at least Im not black""."