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Joke of the Day
"Helen keller sets down a cheese grader and says... That was the most violent book i've ever read"
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"*opens kitchen drawer* Me: Whoa, what's with all the whisks? Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me?"
"Why did Adele cross the road? To get to the other side. Sorry."
"here's my dating advice. Take your date to go-karts. everyone loves go-karts. I just solved your life. you're welcome"
"Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and on their land."
"Knock, knock, Come in."
"A woman always worries about the things that men forget and men always worry about the things women remember."
"AROMATHERAPY CONUNDRUM: Spilling a large bucket of Lavender oil all over your carpet: Very stressful, or very relaxing? #retweet #grief"
"Robin Thicke. I wonder if his name applies to his Penis. Wonder if i can also call myself Willy Enormous. But mine will be obvious"
"What is a SJW's least favorite element on the periodic table? Helium."