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Joke of the Day
"I like my men, like I like my subway A foot long."
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"Did you hear that Robin got married? Holy Matrimony, Batman!"
"BBC:when a women is attracted to a man, she speaks in a higher pitch than normal That explains why every woman I talk to sounds like Batman"
"How long is a 0 or 1? Just a little bit."
"Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings? He went to Jared."
"Came back from the doctor and told my wife that I was perfectly healthy and I could've sworn she mouthed the word ""crap""."
"Why wouldn't the mother take her kids to the classical music concert? Too much sax and violins."
"Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did last night and at the beginning add the word ""stop."""
"Complex numbers are all fun and games.... ....until someone loses an i...."
"What was the fisherman's favorite art style reelism"