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Joke of the Day
"Why are pornstars so religious? They keep yelling 'oh God yes!' all the time."
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"Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."
"My signature move at family dinners is waiting for someone to put their drink down at the table & then moving it when they go to the buffet."
"I would make a joke about your mom but cows are holy in India"
"The person who took my sneakers while I was on the jumpy castle at McDonald's Please grow up."
"If Apple designed a house, what would they not install? Windows..."
"Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter"
"Why can't women read maps? Only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equaling a mile."
"What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast? Apple Jacks"
"Hey dude that invented the unicycle... Where were you wanting to go ? then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle"