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Joke of the Day

"A boy calls 911 Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911 Operator: What's your emergency? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911 Operator: So what's the problem? Boy: The ugly one is winning."

"What do people say when Batman skips Church? Christian Bale"

"Be the reason they create new laws."

"What do you call it when whales form a band. An Orcastra."

"Why did simbas father die in lion king? Because he couldn't Mufasa."

"There are 10 different kinds of people... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"I've been happily married for four years -out of a total of 10."

"The frog was double parked... And that's why she got Toad."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning? He was too far out maaaaan."

"Sometimes I answer your rhetorical questions because I think you are that stupid."