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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning? He was too far out maaaaan."
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"What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life? The first grade."
"What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyroneosaurus-Rex."
"If you spell race car backwards... You get what Honda owners wish they had."
"My mate asked me if Wonderwall was the most culturally influential track of all time I said maybe"
"What's the hardest part to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair"
"(SPOILERS) I guess you could say Tommen... Made a King's landing."
"Everybody keeps telling me I'm paranoid... it's like a fucking conspiracy. -Jessica Jones"
"Wuts 9+10 Twenny wun"
"Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ways before they crossed."