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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning? He was too far out maaaaan."
Next Joke
"They say if you love something you should let it go, but I don't think this pastrami sandwich will come back to me, so I'm just eating it."
"If there is a God, he created balls and wanted them to look like that, so that's weird."
"That one about the three helium atoms is pretty funny. HeHeHe"
"How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb? None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!"
"I have an irrational fear of over-engineered buildings. I have a complex complex complex"
"Why is the number of black priests so small? Most of them run away after being called father once or twice"
"""THEN HE GOES BACK IN TIME AND THE DOGGIE IS SAD AND ICE CREAM."" --My 3 year-old, telling a more coherent story than LOST."
"What is Hitler's phone number? 999-999-999"
"Fuck. I just mentioned that it was my birthday as a pickup line to this hot girl at the bar and her fat friend is now asking about cake."