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Joke of the Day
"I've been happily married for four years -out of a total of 10."
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"I'm at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous"
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"'I'm sorry' and ""My bad"" mean the same thing ... except at a funeral."
"My body is well defined. Look up the word ""Flabby""."
"In order to always win in rock, paper, scissors... Shoot."
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"So if Valentine's Day is for couples, then the other 364 days are for me, right?"