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Joke of the Day
"What do people say when Batman skips Church? Christian Bale"
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"What did the man say to the giant squid? What's kraken? JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJA"
"Why did the English majors switch to Spanish? (OC) Too many persuasive esses."
"I'd like to say ""Fuck this weather"" But I'm pretty sure it's under 18"
"Maybe, just once, someone will call me ma'am without adding, ""You're making a scene"""
"Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Because Sheeran"
"My Muslim girlfriend broke up with me the other day. She'll come to regret it. She just doesn't know what jihad."
"What's the difference between PHP and PCP? One makes you: * feel numb * see things that aren't there * panicked and paranoid * feel loss of control over your actions. The other is a synthetic drug."
"Two crows sitting on a fence. Attempted murder."
"My teacher told me I should stop being consecutively late to school... I guess she can't handle people who are Re-tardy."