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Joke of the Day
"How does Anthony Weiner like his meat? Pulled"
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"What do you call a bunch of Mexican stoners? Baked beans"
"What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile? Boograr"
"My grandmothers astrological sign was Cancer. Ironic, how she died. Crushed to death by a giant crab."
"My boyfriend said that I'm more than enough woman for him, and now I'm mad because I think he called me fat."
"Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers? So that there's no chance of a hung jury"
"The new jumper I bought kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back and they exchanged it for another one free of charge."
"Live debate - where is the ""China"" counter? Someone must be doing this :)"
"The only thing I know about women is that they have lots of feelings and they're not afraid to tell you about each and every one of them."
"How much do dirty deeds cost again? -Malcolm Young"