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Joke of the Day
"why don't lions like clowns? they taste funny"
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"My grandpa is a total pervert My mom told me he had a stroke at my sister's piano recital"
"Joke my dad loved What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory? Two test tickles"
"How do you get off a non-stop flight?"
"Why did Lot leave his wife? She became salty."
"3-year-old: What's a swear word?Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word?"
"Take pride in what you're into, if thats exponents, well... More power to ya!"
"What did the duck say after it split the atom ? Quark ! Quark !"
"""Omelet you finish,"" -Kanyegg West"
"dave chappelle as a BLACK WHITE SUPREMACIST http://www.shortform.com/chocolatethunder/weheartcomedy/dave-chappelle-black-white-supremacist"