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Joke of the Day

"Clapping was invented by white people at concerts, because we have no idea what to do with our hands when we dance."

"At the end of the day, it's 11:59pm."

"I got confused watching highlights from the SAG awards. I always thought they were the 15-year reunions of the AVNs."

"My girlfriend disliked my obsession with Japanese food Sushi left me."

"""I'm your biggest fan."" -- That humongous talking fan you bought from that magician"

"Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians? Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions."

"My neighbor's 13-month old only has four teeth. She's way too young to being doing that much meth."

"You've wasted your time explaining sex to me I still don't get it."

"Parents My father was a dentist and my mother was a manicurist. For most of their married life they fought tooth and nail."

"I lost my eldest daughter to suicide. One down, two to go"