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Joke of the Day

"Clapping was invented by white people at concerts, because we have no idea what to do with our hands when we dance."

"Sucks how every girl I'm interested in is either taken or has good taste in men."

"What do you call the Spanish Government? Juan Republic"

"As I get older, more and more of my Christmas wish list is just stuff I need from the grocery store."

"A priest, a blonde, and a rabbi walked into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"Why was the broom late to the meeting? It over swept"

"A young Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow twenty dollars.... ..the father replies, ""Ten dollars?! What do you need five dollars for?!?"""

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a light bulb? YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW, YOU WASN'T THERE!"

"Mexican and black jokes are all the same Once you have heard Juan you have heard Jamal."

"If Facebook is conflicting with your real life relationships then it's time to take a break. We need your full commitment over here."