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Joke of the Day

"Joke my dad loved What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory? Two test tickles"

"You never see a church with free wifi. I guess because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works."

"What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic!"

"Wat did the romans say when they put jesus on the cross? ""Nailed It"""

"Apparently Iron Man also did a tuxedo range... But it wasn't his strong suit"

"I like my women like I like my coffee noice"

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary, those who don't, and.. those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke."

"Give a man a fish, and he'll ask for a lemon; teach a man to fish and he'll leave work early on Fridays."

"Why are prison escapees so frustrating? Because they never finish their s"

"Life is a lot line piano lessons. Because my mom forced me into it and expects me to try my best even though she knows I fucking hate the piano."