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Joke of the Day

"dave chappelle as a BLACK WHITE SUPREMACIST http://www.shortform.com/chocolatethunder/weheartcomedy/dave-chappelle-black-white-supremacist"

"upon my death: 1. tell my kids I loved them 2. give my daughter my jewelry 3. leave french fries in my coffin, just in case"

"I learnt that Mel Gibson was born in Australia Well I guess you could say he was from... -puts on glasses- MELBOURNE"

"Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats? Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt."

"What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him? I'll tagalog!"

"I had an Australian ""Kangaroo"" beer the other day It was too hoppy! -Greg Hahn"

"*writes employment history on arm *writes professional references on thigh *writes email address on neck *adds ""resume"" to resume"

"""This is so wrong,"" I say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as I butter a donut"

"Barista: Can I get a name? Me: Free [Later] Barista: I've got a caramel macchiato for Free *fights break out as I smile from the corner*"

"I asked for your advice but now I'm angry with you because I don't like your advice."