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Joke of the Day

"What did the male lamb say to the female lamb Nice rack"

"[Driving w/date in car] Date [turns radio to country] Me [reaches over date, opens passenger door] This isn't working. [Hits eject button]"

"A kitchen joke. Why was the cutting board? The knife was really dull"

"[meeting aboard the ISS space station] Capt: all personnel are-David sit down please Me trying to open a window cos it's stuffy: in a minute"

"I want to know what love is. I want you to show me. No, not you. You. On the left. Other left. No. Jesus Christ, I'll do it myself."

"Why should you never mention the number 288? Because it's two gross. source: someone told me this joke, it's not my joke."

"Now a days saving your virginity for someone ""special"" is like holding a dump to wait for a special toilet"

"Knock knock! (Who's there?) Not Abe Vigoda."

"Outsmarting Teacher PUPIL: ""Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"" TEACHER:"" Of course not."" PUPIL: ""Good, because I haven`t done my homework."""

"And the lord said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came fifth and received a toaster."