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Joke of the Day

"[Driving w/date in car] Date [turns radio to country] Me [reaches over date, opens passenger door] This isn't working. [Hits eject button]"

"You know what's odd? Every other number."

"Jokes about fat people aren't funny. They just don't work out."

"Why did the football player go to the bank? To get his quarterback."

"A law student walks into the bar... ...and passes with flying colors."

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."

"87.53% of statistics are false Title"

"What are the specs on your computer? Oh those? They're just my reading glasses."

"You guys wanna hear something really corny? Syrup."

"Landlocked countries with beach volleyball teams: who do you think you're fooling?"