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Joke of the Day

"Outsmarting Teacher PUPIL: ""Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"" TEACHER:"" Of course not."" PUPIL: ""Good, because I haven`t done my homework."""

"What started with a J, and ends with whore?"

"VIRGIN GALACTIC THE SURVIVING PILOT OF THE VIRGIN GALACTIC PLANE SAID THAT THE CO PILOTS LAST WORDS WERE,'WHATS THIS BUTTON FOR?"

"My Grandpa used to tell me ""Eat Every Bean and Pea on your Plate""!"

"What kind of seagull flies over a bay? A Bay-gull"

"Your huge boobs really bring out my eyes."

"If you have allowed suicide to ruin your life... you probably did it wrong."

"But is that likely? Whaaat __ You don't know Lee? Pleasant chap, though he doesn't fancy being compared to a butt."

"Chief Running Water had two sons. What were their names? Hot and Cold."

"I was in chemistry class with my lab partner... ...and asked him if he wanted some sodium bromide, but to my disappointment, he said NaBro"