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Joke of the Day
"My wallet just went through the wash. I guess you could say I've been laundering money."
Next Joke
"What's the worst thing about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair when you're done."
"I bet Metallica gets really upset whenever they walk through a metal detector and it doesn't go off."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Auntie ! Auntie who ? Auntie glad to see me again !"
"What do you call a dog with no legs It doesn't matter. He won't come anyway."
"What did the salt say to the pepper? Season's greetings!"
"Inception (2010) - Five men and one woman plot to nap on a plane."
"I do 8 sit-ups every mornin'. Might not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button. Merica."
"She died doing what she loved: driving while taking a photo of a license plate that had 69 in it"
"Your mama is so stupid... ...during the first ultrasound, she asked her OB/GYN if the baby was hers."