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Joke of the Day
"What did the salt say to the pepper? Season's greetings!"
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"Beer must contain Estrogen... When I drink enough, I can't drive or shut the hell up."
"My jokes are still in alpha. Hopefully soon they'll get beta."
"I heard Mexicans are pretty good at boxing Strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, tomatoes."
"ME: Hey buddy, your dog left a little 'present' on my lawn GUY: Huh? ME: *points to tiny, nicely wrapped gift* Thank him for me, willya?"
"Bandwagon fans make me so mad, I've hated Benghazi for decades"
"Waiter: What dressing would you like on your salad? Me: Ice cream"
"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nevermid, it's too long."
"So, a guy gave his friend 10 puns, hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."
"Why was the dolphin depressed? It had no porpoise in life"