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Joke of the Day

"What did the salt say to the pepper? Season's greetings!"

"How bad is my career? I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought ""Wow this guy has it made"""

"What do you call a man with just a nose? No body nose man. Hue hue hue."

"I was tucking my son in last night, and he tells me that his teacher is ""an idiot"" and she's ""out to get him."" Which is just the last thing you want to hear when your kid's home schooled."

"When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going cheap !"

"Why come cats purr? It's your pussy's way of saying ""I love you."""

"I climaxed on a blind girl's boobs yesterday She didn't see it coming"

"GUY: are u in the 1% ME: more like the 2% GUY: well that's still great ME: [wondering why this guy's so in to milk] it's pretty cool I guess"

"a friend took Exlax and viagra at the same time... .. he didnt know if he was coming or going."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ? Bobby-n up and down like this !"