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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs It doesn't matter. He won't come anyway."
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"If Twitter icons have taught me anything it's that the male eye can spot cleavage at incredibly low resolutions."
"How can you get four suits for under $2.00? Buy a deck of cards."
"What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection? No hard feelings."
"I don't like tacos Said no Juan ever."
"What do you call an autistic stoner? A baked potato"
"As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: ""Let me see your phone"""
"So, I came up with this on my own... ""You can say Whitney got on... The SOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"
"A man got a cat and walked to his wife and said ""so what do you think of the cow ?"" His wife said that's a cat. The man said ""shh I'm talking to the cat"""
"*Godzilla smashing Tokyo & eating people. After destroying an asylum he suddenly dies* 60s cop1: what happened 60s cop2: haha nut allergy"