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Joke of the Day

"Your mama is so stupid... ...during the first ultrasound, she asked her OB/GYN if the baby was hers."

"War does not determine who is right only who is left."

"What do you do if you see a space man? Park in it man."

"Doritos - my own personal love triangles."

"today i saw a dog barking at a ball and i thougt, ah yes, good dog. i too curse the very things which bring me joy"

"I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee.... Well educated, independent, pretty looking and doesn't nag all day"

"Well, here goes nothing ..."

"Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"" The other fish says ""Holy shit a talking fish!"""

"Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you got to hand it to her."

"An old gambling buddy told me this joke: What did the man with premature ejaculation say to his blind wife? ""Honey, could you pass me the remote?"" Bet you didn't see THAT coming!"