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Joke of the Day

"How does a black girl know she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked"

"How a phone recall works. Samsung: Send us your exploding phone. Microsoft/Nokia: A software update will fix that. Apple: You are using it wrong."

"Startup idea: Toilet Paper App. Wipe your ass with your actual phone. Reusable."

"How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?"

"Damn, girl are you a sketch on Saturday Night Live? Cause you're getting old, fast!"

"I can't wait til my kids become adults so I can go over their houses & throw clean laundry all over the floor."

"I'm not sure what happened to the word ""cocksucker"". People use it now to describe a bad man when it actually describes a good woman."

"If a kid refuses to go to sleep during nap time... Is he guilty of resisting a rest?"

"What is the most racist type of bread? A biguette"

"The 7 days of my week.....Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday"