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"How does a black girl know she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked"

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"A blonde orders a pizza A blonde orders a pizza and is asked if she wants it cut into six or 12 pieces. She responds, ""Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces."""
"Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever."
"What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet? A Nguyen-Nguyen situation"
"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? Because they push two Twins together to make a King."
"What do you call a mentally impaired French Man that cant say no? A Oui-Tard"
"50 cent just escaped from jail... They just call him loose change now."
"How do programmers get a sixpack? int[][] abs = new int[2][3]"
"For once, I'd like to take a medication w/side effects such as come-hither eyes, mad juggling skills, & Julia Childs' prowess in the kitchen"
"What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !"
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