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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Auntie ! Auntie who ? Auntie glad to see me again !"

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."

"Told my friends I couldn't make it to happy hour. Didn't tell them it's because I want to sit around sans pants and eat cheese for a while."

"I hate unoriginal jokes on Reddit..... said the chicken as he walked across the road"

"What's the difference between a crackhead and a methhead? Toothless methheads give better $3.50 blowjobs"

"Photons don't have mass. Does that mean that the light of God doesn't go to church?"

"I eat my poo joke Knock knock...Who's there? I eat mop...I eat mop who?"

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE"

"Why do the French like eating snails? Because they can't stand fast food!"

"What was the physicist's favorite football team? The Houston Eulers."