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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I wouldn't have sex with her. She said ""Speak now or forever hold your piece"""

"I don't like blind jokes... I just don't see the humor in them"

"Black monday is way better then black friday, look at the deals these people in Ferguson are getting. Stuff is free!!"

"Just reported a car as being stolen because the people inside are black and the stick figures on the rear window are white."

"What sea mammal controls Nazi Germany? Adolf-in"

"What's similar between an elephant and a plum? They're both grey except for the plum."

"How do you make the 12th man Happy? FIRE BEVELL"

"What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? A virgin."

"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until puberty before it comes on a boy's face!"

"So a muslim guy walks into a bar.. Orders a drink, quietly enjoys it and then leaves. What? Were you expecting a more explosive punch line?"