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Joke of the Day
"How do you make the 12th man Happy? FIRE BEVELL"
Next Joke
"What do you call a guy who fucks himself? [Ethan Hawke](http://i.imgur.com/tXrW7HU.jpg)."
"I think ""old media"" should rebrand themselves as ""cougar media"" to attract a younger male audience."
"If I get an email headed ""Dear Friend"", I know it's a scam. I don't have friends"
"Thousands of bird droppings are found on a playground.... Police suspect fowl play."
"There is a blonde and a zebra in a bath tub... And the blonde asks the zebra, ""can you pass the soap?"" The zebra says, ""What do you think I am? A fucking typewriter!?"""
"Getting that beach body is easy. You just have to know where to dig."
"My high school girlfriend got ""uses her kids as her facebook profile picture"" fat."
"So I had sex with this Asian girl the other day... She didn't speak much English, but I think she liked it. She kept on screaming ""Wong Ho! Wong Ho!"""
"""Welcome to the Association Against Acronyms & Abbreviations, your office is this way..."" - ""We should call it AAAA!"" ""You're fired."""